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Raped Environment Led Polluters On, Defense Attorneys Argue

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The Onion

“While, obviously, it is extremely unfortunate that this forest was raped, it should have known better than to show off its lush greenery and tall, strong trees in the presence of my client if it didn’t want anything to happen,” said lead defense attorney Dennis Schickle, speaking before a courtroom packed with members of the media. “It’s only natural for any red-blooded American developer to get ideas in its head when it’s presented with that kind of untouched beauty.”

Written by Stephen Rees

January 26, 2008 at 4:03 pm

Posted in Environment

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  1. Wow. Unbelievable. And here I had such a good impression of lawyers (being the fact that both my parents are lawyers).


    January 26, 2008 at 5:29 pm

  2. A good spoof for sure!

    Budd Campbell

    January 27, 2008 at 9:24 am

  3. Darn, I’m so gullible. I really thought this was for real 😀


    January 27, 2008 at 10:31 am

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